My name has been in lights everywhere all across this great nation. It’s on books, on TV shows, on the radio, and even used as an epithet from time to time, and that’s not just my ex girlfriends. My name fame is running rampant as our sensitive economy gets more and more retarded. I don’t think having one starring role in a Chinese film on late night TV constitutes my name being bandied about for the gains of others and I receive no residuals, kickbacks, pigs, and free puppies.
I’ve been traveling around the great ole U.S. of A. and seeing my name all over, even as an upcoming guest on Good Morning America and it is all a bit troubling and fills me with unbridled animosity for myself, Dave Ramsey and my not exactly doppleganger , Dave Ramsey. I hate that Dave Ramsey! He might be a financial genius all over the airwaves but he’s stealing my limited thunder. I got off the plane in Dallas and my friends 11 year old daughter asked if I was really Dave Ramsey. Those kids in Texas are so nice and polite.
Yes! and I’m proud of the small things I have accomplished even if it’s not building a radio show, TV show on Fox Biz Channel, having books with my face plastered all over Barnes and Noble, Borders and wherever else. I’m not bitter! I could’ve given out the advice of paying off your highest interest rated debts. What is that? Rocket science? Oh and then that same 11 year old girl said I looked like ‘David Cook’. At least he plays guitar. Oh man, I’m just glad it wasn’t like the last American Idol they said I looked like. Not that I haven’t anything against Clay Aiken but I think I’m probably getting out of his Claymates club now that he has got out of the closet. I totally thought that dude liked chicks. Had me fooled.
“Oh you’re Dave Ramsey? I went to your conference last week, ha ha, looks like you’ve gotten younger and grown some hair since then, ha ha, but man his books really helped me and the old lady get out of our financial problems.” Really, that’s cool, that has nothing to do with me, . If Dave Ramsey is so great at financial problems instead of trading on my good name maybe he should be President. Forget Obama and McCain. What experience do they have in finance. My boy Dave Ramsey gots books and books of books he wrote about it. We should just bypass politicians and put President Ramsey in office to solve all of our economic woes and once again taking away a small amount of glory from me. It’s like lipstick on a pig but I’m not bitter.
I’ve been traveling around the great ole U.S. of A. and seeing my name all over, even as an upcoming guest on Good Morning America and it is all a bit troubling and fills me with unbridled animosity for myself, Dave Ramsey and my not exactly doppleganger , Dave Ramsey. I hate that Dave Ramsey! He might be a financial genius all over the airwaves but he’s stealing my limited thunder. I got off the plane in Dallas and my friends 11 year old daughter asked if I was really Dave Ramsey. Those kids in Texas are so nice and polite.
Yes! and I’m proud of the small things I have accomplished even if it’s not building a radio show, TV show on Fox Biz Channel, having books with my face plastered all over Barnes and Noble, Borders and wherever else. I’m not bitter! I could’ve given out the advice of paying off your highest interest rated debts. What is that? Rocket science? Oh and then that same 11 year old girl said I looked like ‘David Cook’. At least he plays guitar. Oh man, I’m just glad it wasn’t like the last American Idol they said I looked like. Not that I haven’t anything against Clay Aiken but I think I’m probably getting out of his Claymates club now that he has got out of the closet. I totally thought that dude liked chicks. Had me fooled.
“Oh you’re Dave Ramsey? I went to your conference last week, ha ha, looks like you’ve gotten younger and grown some hair since then, ha ha, but man his books really helped me and the old lady get out of our financial problems.” Really, that’s cool, that has nothing to do with me, . If Dave Ramsey is so great at financial problems instead of trading on my good name maybe he should be President. Forget Obama and McCain. What experience do they have in finance. My boy Dave Ramsey gots books and books of books he wrote about it. We should just bypass politicians and put President Ramsey in office to solve all of our economic woes and once again taking away a small amount of glory from me. It’s like lipstick on a pig but I’m not bitter.
