The maroon zone is a football term I’ve heard a lot recently to describe the area of the field where it’s too far to kick a field goal but too close to punt. It’s that in-between area that leaves you feeling a bit helpless on 4th down.

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There was a very clever fox that lived in a forest somewhere in Northern Oregon where people never party till sunrise or drink so much that they get sick. Well… hardly ever…

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On a recent episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, America’s favorite step-dad and Olympic gold medalist, Bruce Jenner was sick and tired of his 22-year-old step-son living for free at home after attending college.

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We ended 2009 on a high note by spending a Saturday night with SECOND CHANCE, a very cool new band. This band is headed by front man Mark Davis who looks like he belongs in a heavyweight extreme fighting cage, but we soon found out looks can be deceiving as this big guy has a powerful voice.

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Reboot. It is the most popular term nowadays as Hollywood takes many of their failures and applies the cinematic equivalent of "White Out."

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A patient raises his arm over his head and says to the physician, “Doctor, it hurts when I do that.” The physician immediately shoots back, “Then don’t do that.” Old Henny Youngman joke.

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Dear Margarete, I have to have surgery next month and I’m terrified. It’s my gall bladder, so it’s not a high risk surgery...

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WINO: Tommy Tank AGE: 44 Smells like: A frat house bathroom after a chili cookoff

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